fortunes: Feature requests will be ignored.

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diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
index 60007a75b..c3b1d73bc 100644
--- a/lib/rob
+++ b/lib/rob
@@ -286,3 +286,14 @@ At MIT the server is the unit of invention.
 Nothing is wrong here.
 Да!
 Noted.
+нет.
+THIS OPUS LACKS PERSPICACITY
+THIS INCHOATE EMISSION DOES NOT ADUMBRATE CONSUMMATION
+OK I'll stop now.
+Russ is prepping some words about what's happening.
+I will fix.
+Feature requests will be ignored.
+I would call that a bug.
+Feel free to file an issue.
+I really dislike knobs in APIs.
+???
diff --git a/lib/rsc b/lib/rsc
index 0a03a80e2..5d016a3d4 100644
--- a/lib/rsc
+++ b/lib/rsc
@@ -166,3 +166,11 @@ Yes, it is intentional.
 No, please do NOT do this.
 Why does http://build.golang.org/perf say 'Error: no commits'?
 You're designing a tool. Stop.
+Let's start with a wiki page.
+This is almost certainly noise.
+It's done; move on.
+Thanks but no thanks.
+I filed the bug that change fixed.
+I will fix this.
+It sounds reasonable to me.
+Thanks for your patience.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index 8a326dfe9..bb8fdde36 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -466,3 +466,21 @@ What a waste of words.
 Please people stop mailing me privately and asking.
 Wait and see.
 In general, you underestimate the effort involved.
+Well, I don't think the world will fall over as a result.
+NOT....
+I think this entire conversation is ridiculous, right from the start.
+I do not agree with those assessments.
+In that case, what's the fuss?
+Well....
+I disagree on all those points.
+Completely wrong, and I have no no idea where you got that from!
+Read the man page again!
+You are scaring me.
+I believe something is not being understood here.
+I don't normally do this.
+Well sorry.
+I don't see any reason.
+Oh something is broken?
+Please show your work.
+Let's get serious and personal here for a second.  In other aspects of life, do you behave the same?
+That is kind of crazy, isn't it.
diff --git a/lib/troll b/lib/troll
index a869a4d93..ad5163dfb 100644
--- a/lib/troll
+++ b/lib/troll
@@ -205,3 +205,5 @@ When I type "9fs sources" I get a timeout. Is there another way to search for Pl
 one of the first go programs was a primitive lisp
 On an OSX 10.9.5 host I run Bell Labs Plan 9 in Virtualbox.
 Subject: [golang-dev] godoc down
+sorry for lurking…but what do you mean search 9fans/internet/source? Where do I find that?
+Subject: Re: [9fans] fossil+venti performance question