fortunes: The NTP codebase is larger than the SSH codebase.

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diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
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--- a/lib/rob
+++ b/lib/rob
@@ -269,3 +269,5 @@ Even the simplest changes can be disruptive.
 Feels like the wrong solution to me.
 Copying source just leads to confusion.
 More discussion is required.
+What are you really trying to do?
+I wrote a book about this once; I recommend it.
diff --git a/lib/rsc b/lib/rsc
index f02a5f9be..541071cbf 100644
--- a/lib/rsc
+++ b/lib/rsc
@@ -150,3 +150,9 @@ I haven't logged into a real Plan 9 system in many years
 I did not promise it was going to happen.
 Please don't.
 no.
+I just did
+The docs are incorrect.
+Where you see a hack I see an elegant design.
+For now you just have to fight the temptation.
+Just for comparison, godoc is 16 MB on my laptop.
+In general, for me, the answer to whether there is a problem depends on how complex the solutions are.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index 102c4dc02..a5de195bf 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -427,3 +427,23 @@ Alas.
 The NTP codebase is larger than the SSH codebase.
 Guess you don't understand internet.
 Can I ask what kind of plant are you?
+And who are you, and what you have you done to test and then prove your thesis?
+I am continually baffled by how often we have to explain this point, over and over and over again.
+Do not submit a new bug report.
+Let me be blunt. Your advice is bad.
+If as a general rule we all want better code running on our systems, where do you fit in?
+Nope!
+Sigh.
+Now you plainly don't sound like a developer type.
+What is your solution?
+You've got access to all this source code.
+If you can't study the world around you, you will remain ignorant.
+Don't worry.
+For contributions to the OpenBSD Project, I make the decision of how to spend it.
+Is that an accusation?
+Look, you'll be fine.
+Don't waste your money on a false ideal by someone who misunderstands modern hardware and the market forces.
+I've think you've had your say.
+You've had your say.
+Do you get it?  I doubt it.
+How dreary.
diff --git a/lib/troll b/lib/troll
index 453026445..421e86785 100644
--- a/lib/troll
+++ b/lib/troll
@@ -199,3 +199,6 @@ Although I'm only at the exploratory stage, I find 9vx more useful than 9front.
 [9fans] 9p on iOS?
 Are then 9legacy and 9atom too apart to somehow "merge" them?
 For new code - I know openntpd is not new code, but I don't think this approach is popular in general yet - why not switch to Go or (when it's stable) Rust, or even JavaScript or Lua, and end up with essentially zero chance of such bugs being possible, regardless of how carefully or not the code was written, without the need for any privilege separation code?
+I want to develop for Plan9 but I'm a Java person
+When I type "9fs sources" I get a timeout. Is there another way to search for Plan 9 software?
+[9fans] simple cgi and POST for plan9?