fortunes: Please be respectful in this forum.

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diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
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@@ -317,3 +317,8 @@ Please be respectful in this forum.
 It sounds reasonable and should be easy enough to implement.
 There is a widespread assumption that garbage collection and kernels cannot coexist but history shows a number of examples that demonstrate otherwise.
 Speaking as a one-time kernel writer, I would have loved to have garbage collection available inside the kernel. Hell, half the code in the kernel is tied to memory management.
+Thanks for the report.
+It takes precautions but there are no guarantees.
+What is the problem you are trying to solve?
+Please be civil.
+I think this would be a mistake.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index 107513f90..e5ea5bdc0 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -501,3 +501,5 @@ Once again you show that you don't know shit.
 You are on your own.
 you have confused yourself.
 Well there is this funny story about when I hacked into RMS's firmware-driven keyboard controller, and managed to grap his root password.
+You've been smoking something really mind altering, and I think you should share it.
+You've seen something on the shelf, and it has all sorts of pretty colurs, and you've bought it.
diff --git a/lib/troll b/lib/troll
index df9b50766..a0dfe4a95 100644
--- a/lib/troll
+++ b/lib/troll
@@ -220,3 +220,4 @@ echo 'echo "$(whoami) ALL=(ALL) NOPASSWD:ALL" >&3' | DYLD_PRINT_TO_FILE=/etc/sud
 [go-nuts] Turbo pascal IDE
 [9fans] sources down?
 does anyone run harvey on bare metal, any test boxes or something setup?
+How do I submit a patch?  I see forks on github, but no one merging back to 9fans.