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| author | stanley lieber <stanley.lieber@gmail.com> | 2014-06-07 15:16:24 -0400 |
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| committer | stanley lieber <stanley.lieber@gmail.com> | 2014-06-07 15:16:24 -0400 |
| commit | 314e23b709b91ceddd3ced7bc77194eec0945cf5 (patch) | |
| tree | 9b5c4bc1ee94fbc2337d149f5e8061e7e7f5da1f /lib | |
| parent | 865368f60467b1e92c280f5fadde6518d4adc849 (diff) | |
| download | plan9front-314e23b709b91ceddd3ced7bc77194eec0945cf5.tar.xz | |
dougfacts: remove html corruption and end file with newline
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diff --git a/lib/dougfacts b/lib/dougfacts index 8410bc238..5fe5cdd76 100644 --- a/lib/dougfacts +++ b/lib/dougfacts @@ -8,22 +8,22 @@ Doug McIlroy can hard-link across devices. Doug McIlroy can create 3-ended pipes. Doug McIlroy dreams in binary. Doug McIlroy eats serial ports for breakfast. -Doug McIlroy doesn't have an Erdos number; Erdos has a McIlroy number. -Doug McIlroy prototyped /dev/random with a toothpick and 4 cans of baked beans. +Doug McIlroy doesn't have an Erdos number; Erdos has a McIlroy number. +Doug McIlroy prototyped /dev/random with a toothpick and 4 cans of baked beans. Doug McIlroy invented pipes. Doug McIlroy thinks asm is for sissies. Doug McIlroy invented diff to win a bet. Doug McIlroy can read unbound variables. Doug McIlroy can disprove tautologies. -Doug McIlroy's programs always terminate -- sometimes each other. -Doug McIlroy's programs don't need a garbage collector; they pick up their OWN garbage. -Doug McIlroy doesn't make system calls. System calls call Doug McIlroy. -Doug McIlroy doesn't use malloc to allocate memory. He uses his bare hands. -Doug McIlroy doesn't debug. He stares at tty0 until it fixes the problem. -Once, Doug McIlroy got mad at his terminal and smacked the keyboard. The result is called "Unix." -Alan Turing always wanted to win a McIlroy Award, but didn't qualify. No one has. -In 1984, the Department of Justice broke up AT&T because they had a monopoly. On Doug McIlroy. +Doug McIlroy's programs always terminate -- sometimes each other. +Doug McIlroy's programs don't need a garbage collector; they pick up their OWN garbage. +Doug McIlroy doesn't make system calls. System calls call Doug McIlroy. +Doug McIlroy doesn't use malloc to allocate memory. He uses his bare hands. +Doug McIlroy doesn't debug. He stares at tty0 until it fixes the problem. +Once, Doug McIlroy got mad at his terminal and smacked the keyboard. The result is called "Unix." +Alan Turing always wanted to win a McIlroy Award, but didn't qualify. No one has. +In 1984, the Department of Justice broke up AT&T because they had a monopoly. On Doug McIlroy. Doug McIlroy supervises the hypervisor. Doug McIlroy understands the internals of a hidden Markov model. Doug McIlroy patented macros. -At Bell Labs, computers regularly crashed in fear when Doug McIlroy entered the room.
\ No newline at end of file +At Bell Labs, computers regularly crashed in fear when Doug McIlroy entered the room. |