fortunes: No we can't.

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diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
index 3efdc6f81..d361dba57 100644
--- a/lib/rob
+++ b/lib/rob
@@ -304,3 +304,4 @@ The Yacc grammar was translated by sam-powered hands.
 Turning off comments.
 This is unfortunate.
 NaN is unfortunate.
+No we can't.
diff --git a/lib/rsc b/lib/rsc
index bc5249798..c53fcaab9 100644
--- a/lib/rsc
+++ b/lib/rsc
@@ -182,3 +182,8 @@ Sure.
 That's fun.
 I want to echo what Rob said.
 It's just a mistake.
+Yes, absolutely. I agree with you 100%.
+This scenario is definitely confusing.
+It's 2015. Why do terminal programs interpret 1970s escape codes instead of html? You'd think by now 'echo <b>bold</b>' would work.
+What happened to build.golang.org?
+I think I'm missing something.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index 62b4e2245..107513f90 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -499,3 +499,5 @@ You are quite a persistant idiot.
 You don't know jack shit about computers or electronics, that much is obvious.
 Once again you show that you don't know shit.
 You are on your own.
+you have confused yourself.
+Well there is this funny story about when I hacked into RMS's firmware-driven keyboard controller, and managed to grap his root password.
diff --git a/lib/troll b/lib/troll
index ad5163dfb..0d555be1d 100644
--- a/lib/troll
+++ b/lib/troll
@@ -207,3 +207,8 @@ On an OSX 10.9.5 host I run Bell Labs Plan 9 in Virtualbox.
 Subject: [golang-dev] godoc down
 sorry for lurking…but what do you mean search 9fans/internet/source? Where do I find that?
 Subject: Re: [9fans] fossil+venti performance question
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+Subject: [9fans] make passive aggressive gcc
+Subject: [go-nuts] A Code of Conduct for the Go community
+i don't like your font rendering.
+Subject: unusable acme