fortunes: Nein -- General Chuck Yeager

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@@ -625,3 +625,113 @@ What do you want us to do about it?
 I think you are done here.
 Whoah.
 because.
+No, it is not.
+Why?
+Please supply a good justification why that is good.
+End of story.
+Everyone tires of your well articulated agenda pushes.
+Incorrect.
+Not exactly.
+We already suffer from low quality in many bug reports.
+Our function in this ecosystem definately does not include dealing with other people's bullshit decisions...
+If you don't care, then don't talk about it.
+Your voice does not count.
+that is really not a useful bug report.
+Yeah, you sure are the cool dude.
+Things change.
+Whoa.
+No?
+Expectation management is a bitch.
+There has been a lot of discussion about this.
+Just stop it. We are not going to listen to you.
+That is not right.
+You are on your own.
+That is not true.
+That's nice.
+not everything is perfect.
+I don't like it.
+We prefer creating a world that is simpler.
+Are we finished here?
+that is intentional.
+Why not delete it?
+Pick a position -- then defend it.
+Switch to Linux, where violations are the norm.
+Pick a damn position, and declare it.
+If software sucks, say so.
+Who didn't solve that problem?  People like you.
+Around here, you come off like a dick who didn't help everyone.
+unfeasible!
+There is no juxtaposition.
+AND WHERE IS THE PONY.
+It's ok, my cats cannot read and interpret such complexities either.
+You bought some plastic.
+You sir, are just wastewater.
+Your words are just bile.
+You are way out of line with the software development community.
+Your interpretations are hostile.
+I could be doing far better things than making CDs.
+No way.
+You are more likely to get sympathy from your mother.
+[rest deleted]
+if you can't use the tools to study what is happening, you don't stand a chance making things better
+No thanks, it does not make sense.
+No, you should not.
+We do not have magic to do this at the moment.
+Well, openbsd is not linux.
+This is likely to change, in some way.
+Thanks for the feedback :-)
+No, it is not.
+Why?
+Please supply a good justification why that is good.
+End of story.
+Everyone tires of your well articulated agenda pushes.
+Incorrect.
+Not exactly.
+We already suffer from low quality in many bug reports.
+Our function in this ecosystem definately does not include dealing with other people's bullshit decisions...
+If you don't care, then don't talk about it.
+Your voice does not count.
+that is really not a useful bug report.
+Yeah, you sure are the cool dude.
+Things change.
+Whoa.
+No?
+Expectation management is a bitch.
+There has been a lot of discussion about this.
+Just stop it. We are not going to listen to you.
+That is not right.
+You are on your own.
+That is not true.
+That's nice.
+not everything is perfect.
+I don't like it.
+We prefer creating a world that is simpler.
+Are we finished here?
+that is intentional.
+Why not delete it?
+Pick a position -- then defend it.
+Switch to Linux, where violations are the norm.
+Pick a damn position, and declare it.
+If software sucks, say so.
+Who didn't solve that problem?  People like you.
+Around here, you come off like a dick who didn't help everyone.
+unfeasible!
+There is no juxtaposition.
+AND WHERE IS THE PONY.
+It's ok, my cats cannot read and interpret such complexities either.
+You bought some plastic.
+You sir, are just wastewater.
+Your words are just bile.
+You are way out of line with the software development community.
+Your interpretations are hostile.
+I could be doing far better things than making CDs.
+No way.
+You are more likely to get sympathy from your mother.
+[rest deleted]
+if you can't use the tools to study what is happening, you don't stand a chance making things better
+No thanks, it does not make sense.
+No, you should not.
+We do not have magic to do this at the moment.
+Well, openbsd is not linux.
+This is likely to change, in some way.
+Thanks for the feedback :-)