/lib/{rob, rsc, theo}: Yup.

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@@ -781,3 +781,27 @@ So lets just yak about it, right?
 Yes, I said asshole.
 I'm astounded by this situation.
 It is hard to believe people will want that.
+Why the surprise?
+Basically, this cannot be oversimplified by 1 line questions followed by 1 line answers.
+I'm sorry, but I don't get it.
+Bootstrapping problem is bootstrapping problem.
+That is not possible.
+You really haven't got a clue.
+You can go read the source.
+That is incorrect.
+We don't manage dependencies.
+You haven't justified need.
+Careful what you ask for.
+Demands aren't well received.
+A detailed bug report helps. 1 line of whining doesn't.
+4. Roll up sleeves and fix the issue.
+If you don't understand how computers and networking work, I'm sure you can find another job.
+Not everyone is suited to every role.
+Another solution is to smash that device with a hammer.
+Did that help?
+Some of you will think this is a total joke.
+Overdocumenting isn't a strength.
+If you want it working, you will need to get it fixed.
+If you really wanted it fixed you have the src code.
+Please leave here.
+Just you, I think.