fortunes: Emacs now supports webkit.

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@@ -577,3 +577,51 @@ I don't see that.
 I don't have an answer for you.
 I don't see the purpose of that.
 No.
+Doctor it hurts when I stab myself in the eye.
+I believe you are not trying to contribute anything valuable with your comment.
+are you being trolled now?
+You are not tall enough to ride.
+^^^^^^^
+People who submit reports which are missing information should feel terrible.
+Absolutely no way, that makes no sense.
+Kill it.
+On that matter, I'd say tough.
+It's not black magic.
+Sigh.
+Disagree strongly.
+Don't hold me responsible for the shortcuts.
+And noone cares what you like or dislike.
+There will be little or no thought.
+I am very sceptical.
+A related issue is lots of people don't know anything about anything.
+Look, your statement is false.
+That is the result of a mis-configuration on your part.
+That is not best practice.
+This does not matter.
+It is risk, all gigantic risk.
+Sometimes people put a bad idea into an RFC.
+Why -- to hurt people?
+Oh the situation is much worse than that.
+I disagree.
+The same model is not applicable to everything.
+This is another offer which will be rejected.
+No.
+Tired of the suggestions.
+The end.
+Sorry, I see it the other way around.
+This is how rumours start, I guess.
+That is incorrect.
+That is the worst possible advice ever.
+I am really impressed by the analytical skills I observe here.
+Maybe the fortress fell over because you didn't have enough Lego.
+Why are you doing this?
+I still don't see the use case.
+You haven't justified it.
+No.
+I have changed my mind.
+Whoa.
+I don't see how that helps anything.
+What do you want us to do about it?
+I think you are done here.
+Whoah.
+because.