fortunes: UX-wise (and generally speaking, for most common uses of a computer these days), Plan9 is, sadly, almost useless.

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 Such strong words.
 It must be easy to sit in your chair and demand that others meet your expectations.
 Didn't you read the manual page?
+I think you are on your own.
+Nope.
+Look there is a disconnect.
+Fundamentally, OpenBSD is a research project.
+Hilarious.
+Your process seems to be "I don't understand the problem, so here is a diff"
+And now let's ask the question which matters.
+Did you think of that?
+You aren't even trying.  PLONK.
+Oh just shut up.
+You aren't going to do shit because you don't have any skills.
+Thank you for adding the value of your words.
+This is idle chatter hoping someone supplies some secret sauce that makes a disparate audience with different demands all happy.
+Welcome to the real world.
+Sorry.
+Violates POSIX and C89, which violate best practice in this century.
+Look, this is rather simple.