fortunes: UX-wise (and generally speaking, for most common uses of a computer these days), Plan9 is, sadly, almost useless.

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@@ -146,3 +146,7 @@ don't worry about it.
 You can't make everything faster all the time.
 Thanks.
 Please just wait.
+I haven't logged into a real Plan 9 system in many years
+I did not promise it was going to happen.
+Please don't.
+no.