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@@ -44,3 +44,44 @@ This discussion isn't pin-headed enough yet.
 The name Brazil was chosen because we wanted terminals with Fresnel lenses on goosenecks like the ones in the movie.
 I don't see what the fuss is about.
 when i was on sabbatical the university installed linux on the PC on my desk.
+Apologies for the inconvenience.
+Thanks.
+Legal terminology is not the best medium for subtlety, so I've asked our lawyers for clarification.
+Give us your address and we'll send Ken out to fix it.  That's our technique.
+This won't work.
+Weekends are quiet, good for updating big software packages.
+Web access is very important.  Web browsers are very useful.  But if you stop there, you're missing a lot of opportunity.
+I'll send a fix in a while.
+Plan 9 is non-standard and proud of it.
+Perhaps I should explain better.
+Here's a short version: Avoid complexity.
+Why not?
+Mea culpa.
+Sorry, guys, but it's not quite a pure PC world, at least not yet.
+True again.
+This fixes your example, anyway.
+Ptys were old and obsolete the day they were invented.
+Kick back, relax.  It's the information age.
+Speaking as the portraitist, I believe I captured the personality rather well.
+That's a little simplistic.
+You don't have a user program running when you're trying to boot the kernel.
+The last pieces of this design space have not been explored.
+Feel free to delete it.
+It's surprising what's surprising.
+You should delete some mail.
+Algorithms everywhere, and not a byte to send.
+This is idiocy.
+Yes, precisely.
+Difficult administration results in incorrect or inadequate installation.
+Use something distinctive.
+It's easy if you have the spec.
+Of course it does.
+I've been thinking of sending this information to 9fans for a while.
+I'm a little disturbed by these questions.
+This question has been answered.
+No, there is no solution.
+Other systems claim to have solutions but they are exaggerating.
+I was trying to tell you the way to do it.
+Awful.
+Not exactly.
+In this context, I don't feel it's ambiguous.