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authorstanley lieber <stanley.lieber@gmail.com>2014-05-16 16:31:41 -0400
committerstanley lieber <stanley.lieber@gmail.com>2014-05-16 16:31:41 -0400
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@@ -199,3 +199,13 @@ Why not just use a URL shortener?
Remember this?
three programmers go into a bar. the sam user is there because he's finished the day's work and wants to relax. the vi user is there because he's going to be working all night and needs a break. the emacs user is there because there's nothing else he can do: both his hands are in splints because of carpal tunnel syndrome.
Oh yeah, great: eye tracking and mind reading.
+Certainly not.
+It's a terrible idea.
+First, check your errors.
+I second that!
+Ha ha.
+Let the machine do the work.
+I'm not going back in there.
+Advertisers.
+I'm not used to success.
+Not needed.