fortunes: The only document that claims Plan 9 runs in 4 megabytes is the FAQ on our home page.

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 I don't understand what you're saying here as a response to what I said.
 I defer to the experts.
 It's really not clear what the right long-term solution is.
+Why do by hand what a machine can do just as well or better?
+please don't ask; we're working on it
+I don't understand why you keep beating on this.
+It's nice to be in a position where people apologize because they assume there's humor in your work, based on past experience, but they're not sure where it is.
+all sounds fine to me.
+Oh man, do I miss my red Swiss mouse.
+Of course, this may change.
+The real answer lies in further research.
+please don't e-mail us.
+I just live with unaligned comments.
+Why should I?
+I sense a conspiracy.
+I leave it to you to find a way to correct the problem.
+We'll never agree.
+I suggest a different compromise: you do whatever you want, we ignore you. Deal?
+Read the manuals.
+I disagree.
+My toaster runs KRONOS.
+Why did Peter Weiner register plan9.com?
+Thank you for adding support to my position.  I really appreciate it.
+The only document that claims Plan 9 runs in 4 megabytes is the FAQ on our home page.
+We are using other techniques now.
+What's wrong with forking processes?
+I know what versioning is, it's "vendoring" that I don't recognize as a term.
+Let's leave it at that.
+This conversation has run its course.
+Remember, the language is not the point here, it's the implementation.
+Nothing is worth spending a week with bureaucratic Germans.
+Caches are bugs waiting to happen.
+The hermeneutics of naming yields few insights.