fortunes: more cat-v, einstein, bujinkan

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@@ -4569,3 +4569,22 @@ Bite my shiny metal ass. -- Rob Pike
 I hear that C++0x is a substantially upgraded language. -- Rob Pike
 I prefer deskside computers over laptops because they're much harder to throw in frustration when dealing with incompetent web sites. -- Rob Pike
 iOS4.3 lets you decide whether the side switch is mute or rotate lock. Operating system innovations never cease. -- Rob Pike
+Nobody wants to say how this works.  Maybe nobody knows ...  -- - xorg.conf(5) manual page
+<EthanG> if your command needs an info page, it has a more urgent need to be buried and forgoten
+<cinap_lenrek> staring at catclock -> being artist 24h a day!
+craftd keeps modern UNIX daemon philosophy in mind.  This includes best practice like async polling I/O, multi-threading, and use of high quality libraries whenever possible.
+<aiju> i only use high quality organic libraries from local farmers
+<sl> this discussion causes autism.
+<sl> autism rates increase in tandem with tax rates.
+<quintile> if your kids aren't narcissists then there is probably somthing wrong with them.
+<aiju> RoR lacks support for self-signing-oriented NoSQL-based XML over YAML shader-based metadata-oriented solution
+<aiju> programming is serious business, no place for hippie lovefests
+The telephone, like the telegraph, post office and the railroad, is only upon extraordinary occasions used or needed by the poor.  It is demanded, and daily
+depended upon, and should be liberally paid for by the capitalist, mercantile, and manufacturing classes.  -- Charles Fay commenting on Bell's telephone charges in 1887
+<kfx> I approve of 9front's method of handling bug reports: bug is filed -> attempting to view bug crashes google server -> SUCCESS
+<aiju> Masturbation has many applications, e.g.  aerodynamics or quantum theory.
+<__20h__> The only reason for me to learn French was to be able to order beer in the western provinces.
+<__20h__> [when we invade France] we will first teach all of you German and the German mindset.  The first concept we will introduce is called >>work<<.
+<landley> My general theory is that anything directly involved with the gnu project is run by crazy politicians who only do software as a sideline to their religious advocacy work.
+Compound interest is one of the most powerful forces in the universe. -- Albert Einstein
+From his instructor he inherited the position of soke (headmaster) of nine ryu (schools of martial arts).[citation needed]