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diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
index 9bd1d099f..50fb7838b 100644
--- a/lib/rob
+++ b/lib/rob
@@ -199,3 +199,13 @@ Why not just use a URL shortener?
Remember this?
three programmers go into a bar. the sam user is there because he's finished the day's work and wants to relax. the vi user is there because he's going to be working all night and needs a break. the emacs user is there because there's nothing else he can do: both his hands are in splints because of carpal tunnel syndrome.
Oh yeah, great: eye tracking and mind reading.
+Certainly not.
+It's a terrible idea.
+First, check your errors.
+I second that!
+Ha ha.
+Let the machine do the work.
+I'm not going back in there.
+Advertisers.
+I'm not used to success.
+Not needed.
diff --git a/lib/rsc b/lib/rsc
index 3b3279e2b..2c6d95a9e 100644
--- a/lib/rsc
+++ b/lib/rsc
@@ -112,3 +112,7 @@ Great bug, thanks.
I replied on golang-nuts.
There is no issue here.
I'm not sure if this distinction is a valid one.
+I'd rather not.
+Oops.
+Not that I have any real definitive answer, but I can hazard a guess...
+That makes sense.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index 6b9e91806..191ddcfed 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -348,3 +348,14 @@ who said that?
why are you asking me?
Then I guess you are just stupid.
Since you don't supply diffs, you are a waste of skin.
+Huh? You've understood incorrectly.
+This approach is simplestic and wrong.
+This is not a conversation about your IPv6 connection.
+What problem are you trying to solve?
+Wow, what chatter.
+I don't understand society is producing a generation of people incapable of self-help.
+There are people who do that.
+Shrug.
+Chill dude.
+It is crap.
+Oh good god.
diff --git a/lib/troll b/lib/troll
index 52f9e28c6..0f844cb4e 100644
--- a/lib/troll
+++ b/lib/troll
@@ -151,3 +151,10 @@ I’m experimenting with plan9 on a raspberry pi
Subject: Setting the $venti variable in .bashrc
I can limp along without the internals, but life's too unpleasant without something like acme.
I want to from the /r/golang community to share some experience about using Acme and why it's popular in the golang people.
+Does someone have vt100 terminal emulator on plan9?
+Why is Go a big deal?
+I started using Go professionally over a year ago, and since then almost exclusively, and I've never felt any happier than before when it comes to programming. As silly as that may sound, I explicitly mention that because I struggled with episodes of major depression for years (probably even a decade without an official diagnosis), and the simplicity takes away a lot of day-to-day frustration out of my job.
+Subject: [9fans] Need help setting up MacPro to prepare ps files for printing on HP PCL 3 printer (HP 6480)
+I don't care if it's 3 meg or 300 meg, compared to the size of my hard drive. -- Brad Fitzgerald, on golang binary size
+Did you know that more than 80 percent of the time when a gun is fired in the U.S., no one calls 911?
+Subject: acme not opening urls