fortunes: Subject: [oss-security] nvi denial of service

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diff --git a/lib/rsc b/lib/rsc
index 56fdc0f10..ce2342786 100644
--- a/lib/rsc
+++ b/lib/rsc
@@ -239,3 +239,5 @@ I don't want ordinary users to be making choices about "how much debug info is e
 Thanks for letting us know.
 This doesn't seem worthwhile.
 It only works when we're in the process of preparing a release.
+Yes, and we need to fix that.
+Sorry, but no.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index b8135db13..71f063595 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -855,3 +855,13 @@ It is pretty obvious you are only thinking of yourself, so you should go create
 But we don't need to put up with your demands.
 Adjust your attitude user
 I believe this conversation is over, because you have no credibility.
+Oh are you just talking?
+Inventing crazy shit is pointless.
+Lots of misunderstandings in there.
+Mitigations should be as cheap as possible to satisfy the goal.
+Then it is probably over your head. Not much I can do about that.
+That interpretation is wrong.
+Don't change my words.
+It is over your head. Or learn to read. Or learn to not reply before you think.
+You have a self-entitlement issue.
+IF YOU ARE A GIGANTIC SLOPPY FAT PIG YOU SURE DO