fortunes: Turning off comments.

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diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
index c0d24c195..3efdc6f81 100644
--- a/lib/rob
+++ b/lib/rob
@@ -300,3 +300,7 @@ I really dislike knobs in APIs.
 What's wrong with the obvious?
 I am dyspeptic.
 I do not.
+The Yacc grammar was translated by sam-powered hands.
+Turning off comments.
+This is unfortunate.
+NaN is unfortunate.
diff --git a/lib/rsc b/lib/rsc
index cd88c5128..bc5249798 100644
--- a/lib/rsc
+++ b/lib/rsc
@@ -177,3 +177,8 @@ Thanks for your patience.
 LGTM (not actually looking carefully)
 I'd like to disable more than just the test.
 swtch.com is in the process of moving to the cloud.
+Yes, there have been many ad-hoc solutions.
+Sure.
+That's fun.
+I want to echo what Rob said.
+It's just a mistake.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index bb8fdde36..fc8e69276 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -484,3 +484,17 @@ Oh something is broken?
 Please show your work.
 Let's get serious and personal here for a second.  In other aspects of life, do you behave the same?
 That is kind of crazy, isn't it.
+That is an incorrect assessment.
+That is only the beginning of it.
+This is more than a meme. It is a plot.
+Boggles the mind.
+Please.
+You know that is bullshit right?
+Please stop subscribing us to your motivations.
+That is false.
+You are speaking in riddles.
+That's nice.
+You are so full of BS!
+You are quite a persistant idiot.
+You don't know jack shit about computers or electronics, that much is obvious.
+Once again you show that you don't know shit.