From 839891fc580f8deaf8f5b6ef3dece42e96c1acec Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Lizzy Fleckenstein <lizzy@vlhl.dev>
Date: Sat, 23 Dec 2023 04:46:51 +0100
Subject: splash texts

---
 fs/init   |  2 +-
 fs/splash | 58 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 2 files changed, 59 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)
 create mode 100644 fs/splash

(limited to 'fs')

diff --git a/fs/init b/fs/init
index 6ff2326..e37cf51 100644
--- a/fs/init
+++ b/fs/init
@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
 font fonts/Bm437_IBM_VGA_8x16.cuddlefont
 loadkeys keymap/de
-echo hello world
+choose splash
diff --git a/fs/splash b/fs/splash
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..da07d89
--- /dev/null
+++ b/fs/splash
@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
+work in progress ^w^
+why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
+floof <3 <3 <3
+anna <3 <3 <3
+// TODO: fix this
+now with 3d rotating cheese support
+The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming.
+gosh !!
+meow :3
+Many such cases!
+powered by estrogen
+You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese
+You may fascinate a woman by giving her a woman
+Error: Success
+Task failed sucessfully
+Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's OS.
+put on the cat ears and maid outfit
+join the matrix
+*headpats you* what a good girl
+*headpats you* what a good floof
+*headpats you* what a good boy
+did you just assume my gender???
+can't spell assembly without ass :3c
+going to the CCC (Cuddly Catgirl Convention)
+Primadonna girl, yeah! All I ever wanted was the world...
+now delta-time independent
+May contain Page Faults
+Trusted by twinks worldwide
+certified gay technology
+making the internet an unsafer place since 2022
+the last OS you'll ever need to install
+add your own splashes in fs/splash
+This could be your ad!
+Femboy Friday!
+always remember: mommy loves you no matter what
+United we stand against OOP-ression
+As seen on Linus Twink Tips
+the true gamer's choice
+the 'C' in the C programming langugage stands for catgirl
+Install Gentoo!
+cuddles included
+Won't you flyyyyyyyy highhhhhhhhhhhhh FreeeeeeeeeBSD, yea
+Friends with Tux!
+Mit Kuschelkätzchen!
+Protect trans kids
+<3 BLAHAJ <3
+I know what you are.
+You like kissing boys, don't you?
+You like kissing girls, don't you?
+You like kissing floofs, don't you?
+the answer is 42
+Incompatible with the Apple Polishing Cloth
+Used by woke communists!
+NSA monitored device
+A trans person peed here and you had no idea.
+Contains witches and dolls
+nya~
+*hug*
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