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furrybot.commands = {}
furrybot.requests = {}
furrybot.unsafe_commands = {}
local http, env, storage
local C = minetest.get_color_escape_sequence
furrybot.colors = {
ping = C("#00DCFF"),
system = C("#FFFA00"),
error = C("#D70029"),
detail = C("#FF6683"),
rpg = C("#FFD94E"),
braces = C("#FFFAC0"),
info = C("#00FFC3"),
fun = C("#A0FF24"),
random = C("#A300BE"),
money = C("#A11600"),
}
-- helper functions
function furrybot.send(msg, color)
minetest.send_chat_message("/me " .. furrybot.colors.braces .. "[" .. color .. msg .. furrybot.colors.braces .. "]")
end
function furrybot.ping(player, color)
return furrybot.colors.ping .. "@" .. player .. color
end
function furrybot.ping_message(player, message, color)
furrybot.send(furrybot.ping(player, color) .. ": " .. message, "")
end
function furrybot.error_message(player, error, detail)
furrybot.ping_message(player, error .. (detail and furrybot.colors.detail .. " '" .. detail .. "'" .. furrybot.colors.error or "") .. ".", furrybot.colors.error)
end
function furrybot.parse_message(player, message, discord)
if message:find("!") == 1 then
local args = message:sub(2, #message):split(" ")
local cmd = table.remove(args, 1)
local func = furrybot.commands[cmd]
if func then
if furrybot.unsafe_commands[cmd] and discord then
furrybot.error_message(player, "Sorry, you cannot run this command from discord: ", cmd)
else
func(player, unpack(args))
end
else
furrybot.error_message(player, "Invalid command", cmd)
end
end
end
function furrybot.reload()
local func, err = env.loadfile("clientmods/furrybot/bot.lua")
if func then
local old_fb = table.copy(furrybot)
local status, init = pcall(func)
if status then
init(http, env, storage)
else
furrybot = old_fb
return false, furrybot.colors.error .. "Error: " .. furrybot.colors.detail .. init
end
else
return false, furrybot.colors.error .. "Syntax error: " .. furrybot.colors.detail .. err
end
end
function furrybot.player_online(name)
for _, n in ipairs(minetest.get_player_names()) do
if name == n then
return true
end
end
end
function furrybot.online_or_error(name, other, allow_self)
if not other then
furrybot.error_message(name, "You need to specify a player")
elseif name == other and not allow_self then
furrybot.error_message(name, "You need to specify a different player than yourself")
elseif furrybot.player_online(other) then
return true
else
furrybot.error_message(name, "Player not online", other)
end
end
function furrybot.choose(list, color)
return furrybot.colors.random .. list[math.random(#list)] .. color
end
function furrybot.random(min, max, color)
return furrybot.colors.random .. math.random(min, max) .. color
end
function furrybot.http_request(url, name, callback)
http.fetch({url = url}, function(res)
if res.succeeded then
callback(res.data)
else
furrybot.error_message(name, "Request failed with code", res.code)
end
end)
end
function furrybot.json_http_request(url, name, callback)
furrybot.http_request(url, name, function(raw)
local data = minetest.parse_json(raw)
callback(data[1] or data)
end)
end
function furrybot.strrandom(str, seed, ...)
local v = 0
local pr = PseudoRandom(seed)
for i = 1, #str do
v = v + str:byte(i) * pr:next()
end
return PseudoRandom(v):next(...)
end
function furrybot.repeat_string(str, times)
local msg = ""
for i = 1, times do
msg = msg .. str
end
return msg
end
function furrybot.interactive_rpg_command(action)
return function(name, target)
if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target) then
furrybot.send(name .. " " .. action .. " " .. target .. ".", furrybot.colors.rpg)
end
end
end
function furrybot.solo_rpg_command(action)
return function(name)
furrybot.send(name .. " " .. action .. ".", furrybot.colors.rpg)
end
end
function furrybot.request_command(on_request, on_accept)
return function(name, target)
if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target) and on_request(name, target) ~= false then
furrybot.requests[target] = {
origin = name,
func = on_accept,
}
end
end
end
function furrybot.get_money(name)
local key = name .. ".money"
if storage:contains(key) then
return storage:get_int(key)
else
return 100
end
end
function furrybot.set_money(name, money)
storage:set_int(name .. ".money", money)
end
function furrybot.add_money(name, add)
local money = furrybot.get_money(name)
furrybot.set_money(name, money + add)
end
function furrybot.take_money(name, remove)
local money = furrybot.get_money(name)
local new = money - remove
if new < 0 then
return false
else
furrybot.set_money(name, new)
return true
end
end
function furrybot.money(money, color)
return furrybot.colors.money .. "$" .. money .. color
end
function furrybot.get_ascii_genitals(name, begin, middle, ending, seed)
return begin .. furrybot.repeat_string(middle, furrybot.strrandom(name, seed, 2, 10)) .. ending
end
function furrybot.get_ascii_dick(name)
return minetest.rainbow(furrybot.get_ascii_genitals(name, "8", "=", "D", 69))
end
function furrybot.get_ascii_boobs(name)
return furrybot.get_ascii_genitals(name, "E", "Ξ", "B", 420)
end
-- Commands
-- system
function furrybot.commands.help()
local keys = {}
for k in pairs(furrybot.commands) do
table.insert(keys, k)
end
furrybot.send("Available commands: " .. table.concat(keys, ", "), furrybot.colors.system)
end
function furrybot.commands.accept(name)
local tbl = furrybot.requests[name]
if tbl then
furrybot.requests[name] = nil
tbl.func(tbl.origin, name)
else
furrybot.error_message(name, "Nothing to accept")
end
end
furrybot.unsafe_commands.accept = true
function furrybot.commands.deny(name)
local tbl = furrybot.requests[name]
if tbl then
furrybot.requests[name] = nil
furrybot.ping_message(name, "Denied request", furrybot.colors.system)
else
furrybot.error_message(name, "Nothing to deny")
end
end
furrybot.unsafe_commands.deny = true
-- don't bug players that are running ClamityBot commands from discord
function furrybot.commands.status()
end
function furrybot.commands.cmd()
end
-- rpg
furrybot.commands.cry = furrybot.solo_rpg_command("cries")
furrybot.commands.laugh = furrybot.solo_rpg_command("laughs")
furrybot.commands.confused = furrybot.solo_rpg_command("is confused")
furrybot.commands.smile = furrybot.solo_rpg_command("smiles")
furrybot.commands.hug = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("hugs")
furrybot.commands.cuddle = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("cuddles")
furrybot.commands.kiss = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("kisses")
furrybot.commands.hit = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("hits")
furrybot.commands.slap = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("slaps")
furrybot.commands.beat = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("beats")
furrybot.commands.lick = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("licks")
furrybot.commands.smellfeet = furrybot.request_command(function(name, target)
furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to smell your feet. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
end, function(name, target)
furrybot.ping_message(name, " you are smelling " .. target .. "'s feet. They are kinda stinky!", furrybot.colors.rpg)
end)
furrybot.commands.blowjob = furrybot.request_command(function(name, target)
furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to suck your dick. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
end, function(name, target)
furrybot.send(name .. " is sucking " .. target .. "'s cock. ˣoˣ IT'S SO HUGE", furrybot.colors.rpg)
end)
furrybot.commands.sex = furrybot.request_command(function(name, target)
furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to have sex with you. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
end, function(name, target)
furrybot.send(name .. " and " .. target .. " are having sex! OwO", furrybot.colors.rpg)
end)
furrybot.commands.bang = furrybot.commands.sex
furrybot.commands.fuck = furrybot.commands.sex
furrybot.commands.cum = function(name)
furrybot.send(name .. " is cumming: " .. furrybot.get_ascii_dick(name) .. C("#FFFFFF") .. furrybot.repeat_string("~", math.random(1, 10)), furrybot.colors.rpg)
end
furrybot.commands.marry = furrybot.request_command(function(name, target)
if storage:contains(name .. ".partner", target) then
furrybot.error_message(name, "You are already married to", storage:get_string(name .. ".partner"))
return false
elseif storage:contains(target .. ".partner", name) then
furrybot.error_message(name, target .. " is already married to", storage:get_string(target .. ".partner"))
return false
else
furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " proposes to you. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
end
end, function(name, target)
storage:set_string(name .. ".partner", target)
storage:set_string(target .. ".partner", name)
furrybot.send("Congratulations, " .. furrybot.ping(name, furrybot.colors.rpg) .. "&" .. furrybot.ping(target, furrybot.colors.rpg) .. ", you are married. You may now kiss :).", furrybot.colors.rpg)
end)
furrybot.commands.propose = furrybot.commands.marry
furrybot.unsafe_commands.marry = true
furrybot.unsafe_commands.propose = true
function furrybot.commands.divorce(name)
if storage:contains(name .. ".partner") then
local partner = storage:get_string(name .. ".partner")
storage:set_string(name .. ".partner", "")
storage:set_string(partner .. ".partner", "")
furrybot.ping_message(name, "divorces from " .. partner .. " :(", furrybot.colors.rpg)
else
furrybot.error_message(name, "You are not married")
end
end
furrybot.unsafe_commands.divorce = true
function furrybot.commands.partner(name, target)
target = target or name
if storage:contains(target .. ".partner") then
furrybot.ping_message(name, (target == name and "You are" or target .. " is") .. " married to " .. storage:get_string(target .. ".partner"), furrybot.colors.system)
else
furrybot.error_message(name, (target == name and "You are" or target .. " is") .. " not married")
end
end
furrybot.commands.married = furrybot.commands.partner
furrybot.kill_deathmessages = {
"%s walked into fire whilst fighting %s",
"%s was struck by lightning whilst fighting %s",
"%s was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting %s",
"%s tried to swim in lava to escape %s",
"%s walked into danger zone due to %s",
"%s suffocated in a wall whilst fighting %s",
"%s drowned whilst trying to escape %s",
"%s starved to death whilst fighting %s",
"%s walked into a cactus whilst trying to escape %s",
"%s hit the ground too hard whilst trying to escape %s",
"%s experienced kinetic energy whilst trying to escape %s",
"%s didn't want to live in the same world as %s",
"%s died because of %s",
"%s was killed by magic whilst trying to escape %s",
"%s was killed by %s using magic",
"%s was roasted in dragon breath by %s",
"%s withered away whilst fighting %s",
"%s was shot by a skull from %s",
"%s was squashed by a falling anvil whilst fighting %s",
"%s was slain by %s",
"%s was shot by %s",
"%s was fireballed by %s",
"%s was killed trying to hurt %s",
"%s was blown up by %s",
"%s was squashed by %s",
}
furrybot.deathmessages = {
"%s went up in flames",
"%s was struck by lightning",
"%s burned to death",
"%s tried to swim in lava",
"%s discovered the floor was lava",
"%s suffocated in a wall",
"%s drowned",
"%s starved to death",
"%s was pricked to death",
"%s hit the ground too hard",
"%s experienced kinetic energy",
"%s fell out of the world",
"%s died",
"%s was killed by magic",
"%s was roasted in dragon breath",
"%s withered away",
"%s was squashed by a falling anvil",
"%s blew up",
"%s was squished too much",
"%s went off with a bang",
}
function furrybot.commands.kill(name, target)
if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target, true) then
if name == target then
furrybot.send(string.format("%s died due to lack of friends", target), furrybot.colors.rpg)
else
furrybot.send(string.format(furrybot.kill_deathmessages[math.random(#furrybot.kill_deathmessages)], target, name), furrybot.colors.rpg)
end
end
end
function furrybot.commands.die(name)
furrybot.send(string.format(furrybot.deathmessages[math.random(#furrybot.deathmessages)], name), furrybot.colors.rpg)
end
-- misc
function furrybot.commands.rolldice(name)
furrybot.ping_message(name, "rolled a dice and got a " .. furrybot.random(1, 6, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
end
function furrybot.commands.coinflip(name)
furrybot.ping_message(name, "flipped a coin and got " .. furrybot.choose({"Heads", "Tails"}, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
end
function furrybot.commands.choose(name, ...)
local options = {...}
if #options > 1 then
furrybot.ping_message(name, "I choose " .. furrybot.choose(options, "", furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
else
furrybot.error_message(name, "Not enough options")
end
end
function furrybot.commands.dicksize(name, target)
target = target or name
furrybot.send(furrybot.get_ascii_dick(target) .. furrybot.colors.system .. " ← " .. furrybot.ping(target, furrybot.colors.system) .. "'s Dick", furrybot.colors.system)
end
furrybot.commands.cocksize = furrybot.commands.dicksize
function furrybot.commands.boobsize(name, target)
target = target or name
furrybot.send(furrybot.get_ascii_boobs(target) .. furrybot.colors.system .. " ← " .. furrybot.ping(target, furrybot.colors.system) .. "'s Boobs", furrybot.colors.system)
end
-- fun
function furrybot.commands.amogus(name)
furrybot.ping_message(name, "YOU KINDA SUS MAN", furrybot.colors.fun)
end
function furrybot.commands.verse(name)
furrybot.json_http_request("https://labs.bible.org/api/?type=json&passage=random", name, function(data)
furrybot.send(data.text .. furrybot.colors.info .. "[" .. data.bookname .. " " .. data.chapter .. "," .. data.verse .. "]", furrybot.colors.fun)
end)
end
function furrybot.commands.define(name, word)
if word then
furrybot.json_http_request("https://api.dictionaryapi.dev/api/v1/entries/en_US/" .. word:gsub("computer", "person"), name, function(data)
local meaning = data.meaning
local selected = meaning.abbreviation or meaning["cardinal number"] or meaning.exclamation or meaning.noun or meaning.verb or meaning.adjective or meaning["transitive verb"] or meaning.adverb or meaning["relative adverb"] or meaning.preposition
if not selected then
print(dump(meaning))
furrybot.error_message(name, "Error in parsing response")
else
furrybot.send(word:sub(1, 1):upper() .. word:sub(2, #word):lower() .. ": " .. furrybot.colors.fun .. selected[1].definition, furrybot.colors.info)
end
end)
else
furrybot.error_message(name, "You need to specify a word")
end
end
function furrybot.commands.insult(name, target)
if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target, true) then
furrybot.http_request("https://insult.mattbas.org/api/insult", name, function(data)
furrybot.ping_message(target, data, furrybot.colors.fun)
end)
end
end
function furrybot.commands.joke(name, first, last)
if not first then
first = "Chuck"
last = "Norris"
elseif not last then
last = ""
end
furrybot.json_http_request("http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random?firstName=" .. first .. "&lastName=" .. last, name, function(data)
local joke = data.value.joke:gsub(""", "\""):gsub(" ", " ")
furrybot.send(joke, furrybot.colors.fun)
end)
end
function furrybot.commands.question(name)
furrybot.json_http_request("https://8ball.delegator.com/magic/JSON/anything", name, function(data)
furrybot.ping_message(name, data.magic.answer, furrybot.colors.fun)
end)
end
furrybot.commands["8ball"] = furrybot.commands.question
-- economy
function furrybot.commands.money(name, target)
target = target or name
furrybot.ping_message(name, (target == name and "You have " or target .. " has ") .. furrybot.money(furrybot.get_money(target), furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
end
furrybot.commands.balance = furrybot.commands.money
function furrybot.commands.pay(name, target, number)
if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target) then
local money = tonumber(number or "")
if not money or money <= 0 or math.floor(money) ~= money then
furrybot.error_message(name, "Invalid amount of money")
else
if furrybot.take_money(name, money) then
furrybot.add_money(target, money)
furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " has payed you " .. furrybot.money(money, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
else
furrybot.error_message(name, "You don't have enough money")
end
end
end
end
furrybot.unsafe_commands.pay = true
-- send load message
furrybot.send("FurryBot - " .. C("#170089") .. "https://github.com/EliasFleckenstein03/furrybot", furrybot.colors.system)
if furrybot.loaded then
furrybot.send("Reloaded", furrybot.colors.system)
else
furrybot.loaded = true
end
return function(_http, _env, _storage)
http, env, storage = _http, _env, _storage
end
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