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furrybot.commands = {}
furrybot.requests = {}
furrybot.unsafe_commands = {}

local http, env, storage
local C = minetest.get_color_escape_sequence

furrybot.colors = {
	ping = C("#00DCFF"),
	system = C("#FFFA00"),
	error = C("#D70029"),
	detail = C("#FF6683"),
	rpg = C("#FFD94E"),
	braces = C("#FFFAC0"),
	info = C("#00FFC3"),
	fun = C("#A0FF24"),
	random = C("#A300BE"),
	money = C("#A11600"),
}

-- helper functions

function furrybot.send(msg, color)
	minetest.send_chat_message("/me " .. furrybot.colors.braces .. "[" .. color .. msg .. furrybot.colors.braces .. "]")
end

function furrybot.ping(player, color)
	return furrybot.colors.ping .. "@" .. player .. color
end

function furrybot.ping_message(player, message, color)
	furrybot.send(furrybot.ping(player, color) .. ": " .. message, "")
end

function furrybot.error_message(player, error, detail)
	furrybot.ping_message(player, error .. (detail and furrybot.colors.detail .. " '" .. detail .. "'" .. furrybot.colors.error or "") .. ".", furrybot.colors.error)
end

function furrybot.parse_message(player, message, discord)
	if message:find("!") == 1 then
		local args = message:sub(2, #message):split(" ")
		local cmd = table.remove(args, 1)
		local func = furrybot.commands[cmd]
		if func then
			if furrybot.unsafe_commands[cmd] and discord then
				furrybot.error_message(player, "Sorry, you cannot run this command from discord: ", cmd)
			else
				func(player, unpack(args))
			end
		else
			furrybot.error_message(player, "Invalid command", cmd)
		end
	end
end

function furrybot.reload()
	local func, err = env.loadfile("clientmods/furrybot/bot.lua")
	if func then
		local old_fb = table.copy(furrybot)
		local status, init = pcall(func)
		if status then
			init(http, env, storage)
		else
			furrybot = old_fb
			return false, furrybot.colors.error .. "Error: " .. furrybot.colors.detail .. init
		end
	else
		return false, furrybot.colors.error .. "Syntax error: " .. furrybot.colors.detail .. err
	end
end

function furrybot.player_online(name)
	for _, n in ipairs(minetest.get_player_names()) do
		if name == n then
			return true
		end
	end
end

function furrybot.online_or_error(name, other, allow_self)
	if not other then
		furrybot.error_message(name, "You need to specify a player")
	elseif name == other and not allow_self then
		furrybot.error_message(name, "You need to specify a different player than yourself")
	elseif furrybot.player_online(other) then
		return true
	else
		furrybot.error_message(name, "Player not online", other)
	end
end

function furrybot.choose(list, color)
	return furrybot.colors.random .. list[math.random(#list)] .. color
end

function furrybot.random(min, max, color)
	return furrybot.colors.random .. math.random(min, max) .. color
end

function furrybot.http_request(url, name, callback)
	http.fetch({url = url}, function(res)
		if res.succeeded then
			callback(res.data)
		else
			furrybot.error_message(name, "Request failed with code", res.code)
		end
	end)
end

function furrybot.json_http_request(url, name, callback)
	furrybot.http_request(url, name, function(raw)
		local data = minetest.parse_json(raw)
		callback(data[1] or data)
	end)
end

function furrybot.strrandom(str, seed, ...)
	local v = 0
	local pr = PseudoRandom(seed)
	for i = 1, #str do
		v = v + str:byte(i) * pr:next()
	end
	return PseudoRandom(v):next(...)
end

function furrybot.repeat_string(str, times)
	local msg = ""
	for i = 1, times do
		msg = msg .. str
	end
	return msg
end

function furrybot.interactive_rpg_command(action)
	return function(name, target)
		if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target) then
			furrybot.send(name .. " " .. action .. " " .. target .. ".", furrybot.colors.rpg)
		end
	end
end

function furrybot.solo_rpg_command(action)
	return function(name)
		furrybot.send(name .. " " .. action .. ".", furrybot.colors.rpg)
	end
end

function furrybot.request_command(on_request, on_accept)
	return function(name, target)
		if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target) and on_request(name, target) ~= false then
			furrybot.requests[target] = {
				origin = name,
				func = on_accept,
			}
		end
	end
end

function furrybot.get_money(name)
	local key = name .. ".money"
	if storage:contains(key) then
		return storage:get_int(key)
	else
		return 100
	end
end

function furrybot.set_money(name, money)
	storage:set_int(name .. ".money", money)
end

function furrybot.add_money(name, add)
	local money = furrybot.get_money(name)
	furrybot.set_money(name, money + add)
end

function furrybot.take_money(name, remove)
	local money = furrybot.get_money(name)
	local new = money - remove
	if new < 0 then
		return false
	else
		furrybot.set_money(name, new)
		return true
	end
end

function furrybot.money(money, color)
	return furrybot.colors.money .. "$" .. money .. color
end

function furrybot.get_ascii_genitals(name, begin, middle, ending, seed)
	return begin .. furrybot.repeat_string(middle, furrybot.strrandom(name, seed, 2, 10)) .. ending
end

function furrybot.get_ascii_dick(name)
	return minetest.rainbow(furrybot.get_ascii_genitals(name, "8", "=", "D", 69))
end

function furrybot.get_ascii_boobs(name)
	return furrybot.get_ascii_genitals(name, "E", "Ξ", "B", 420)
end

-- Commands

-- system
function furrybot.commands.help()
	local keys = {}
	for k in pairs(furrybot.commands) do
		table.insert(keys, k)
	end
	furrybot.send("Available commands: " .. table.concat(keys, ", "), furrybot.colors.system)
end

function furrybot.commands.accept(name)
	local tbl = furrybot.requests[name]
	if tbl then
		furrybot.requests[name] = nil
		tbl.func(tbl.origin, name)
	else
		furrybot.error_message(name, "Nothing to accept")
	end
end
furrybot.unsafe_commands.accept = true

function furrybot.commands.deny(name)
	local tbl = furrybot.requests[name]
	if tbl then
		furrybot.requests[name] = nil
		furrybot.ping_message(name, "Denied request", furrybot.colors.system)
	else
		furrybot.error_message(name, "Nothing to deny")
	end
end
furrybot.unsafe_commands.deny = true

-- don't bug players that are running ClamityBot commands from discord
function furrybot.commands.status()
end

function furrybot.commands.cmd()
end

-- rpg
furrybot.commands.cry = furrybot.solo_rpg_command("cries")
furrybot.commands.laugh = furrybot.solo_rpg_command("laughs")
furrybot.commands.confused = furrybot.solo_rpg_command("is confused")
furrybot.commands.smile = furrybot.solo_rpg_command("smiles")
furrybot.commands.hug = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("hugs")
furrybot.commands.cuddle = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("cuddles")
furrybot.commands.kiss = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("kisses")
furrybot.commands.hit = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("hits")
furrybot.commands.slap = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("slaps")
furrybot.commands.beat = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("beats")
furrybot.commands.lick = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("licks")

furrybot.commands.smellfeet = furrybot.request_command(function(name, target)
	furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to smell your feet. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
end, function(name, target)
	furrybot.ping_message(name, " you are smelling " .. target .. "'s feet. They are kinda stinky!", furrybot.colors.rpg)
end)

furrybot.commands.blowjob = furrybot.request_command(function(name, target)
	furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to suck your dick. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
end, function(name, target)
	furrybot.send(name .. " is sucking " .. target .. "'s cock. ˣoˣ IT'S SO HUGE", furrybot.colors.rpg)
end)

furrybot.commands.sex = furrybot.request_command(function(name, target)
	furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to have sex with you. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
end, function(name, target)
	furrybot.send(name .. " and " .. target .. " are having sex! OwO", furrybot.colors.rpg)
end)
furrybot.commands.bang = furrybot.commands.sex
furrybot.commands.fuck = furrybot.commands.sex

furrybot.commands.cum = function(name)
	furrybot.send(name .. " is cumming: " .. furrybot.get_ascii_dick(name) .. C("#FFFFFF") .. furrybot.repeat_string("~", math.random(1, 10)), furrybot.colors.rpg)
end

furrybot.commands.marry = furrybot.request_command(function(name, target)
	if storage:contains(name .. ".partner", target) then
		furrybot.error_message(name, "You are already married to", storage:get_string(name .. ".partner"))
		return false
	elseif storage:contains(target .. ".partner", name) then
		furrybot.error_message(name, target .. " is already married to", storage:get_string(target .. ".partner"))
		return false
	else
		furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " proposes to you. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
	end
end, function(name, target)
	storage:set_string(name .. ".partner", target)
	storage:set_string(target .. ".partner", name)
	furrybot.send("Congratulations, " .. furrybot.ping(name, furrybot.colors.rpg) .. "&" .. furrybot.ping(target, furrybot.colors.rpg) .. ", you are married. You may now kiss :).", furrybot.colors.rpg)
end)
furrybot.commands.propose = furrybot.commands.marry
furrybot.unsafe_commands.marry = true
furrybot.unsafe_commands.propose = true

function furrybot.commands.divorce(name)
	if storage:contains(name .. ".partner") then
		local partner = storage:get_string(name .. ".partner")
		storage:set_string(name .. ".partner", "")
		storage:set_string(partner .. ".partner", "")
		furrybot.ping_message(name, "divorces from " .. partner .. " :(", furrybot.colors.rpg)
	else
		furrybot.error_message(name, "You are not married")
	end
end
furrybot.unsafe_commands.divorce = true

function furrybot.commands.partner(name, target)
	target = target or name
	if storage:contains(target .. ".partner") then
		furrybot.ping_message(name, (target == name and "You are" or target .. " is") .. " married to " .. storage:get_string(target .. ".partner"), furrybot.colors.system)
	else
		furrybot.error_message(name, (target == name and "You are" or target .. " is") .. " not married")
	end
end
furrybot.commands.married = furrybot.commands.partner

furrybot.kill_deathmessages = {
	"%s walked into fire whilst fighting %s",
	"%s was struck by lightning whilst fighting %s",
	"%s was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting %s",
	"%s tried to swim in lava to escape %s",
	"%s walked into danger zone due to %s",
	"%s suffocated in a wall whilst fighting %s",
	"%s drowned whilst trying to escape %s",
	"%s starved to death whilst fighting %s",
	"%s walked into a cactus whilst trying to escape %s",
	"%s hit the ground too hard whilst trying to escape %s",
	"%s experienced kinetic energy whilst trying to escape %s",
	"%s didn't want to live in the same world as %s",
	"%s died because of %s",
	"%s was killed by magic whilst trying to escape %s",
	"%s was killed by %s using magic",
	"%s was roasted in dragon breath by %s",
	"%s withered away whilst fighting %s",
	"%s was shot by a skull from %s",
	"%s was squashed by a falling anvil whilst fighting %s",
	"%s was slain by %s",
	"%s was shot by %s",
	"%s was fireballed by %s",
	"%s was killed trying to hurt %s",
	"%s was blown up by %s",
	"%s was squashed by %s",
}

furrybot.deathmessages = {
	"%s went up in flames",
	"%s was struck by lightning",
	"%s burned to death",
	"%s tried to swim in lava",
	"%s discovered the floor was lava",
	"%s suffocated in a wall",
	"%s drowned",
	"%s starved to death",
	"%s was pricked to death",
	"%s hit the ground too hard",
	"%s experienced kinetic energy",
	"%s fell out of the world",
	"%s died",
	"%s was killed by magic",
	"%s was roasted in dragon breath",
	"%s withered away",
	"%s was squashed by a falling anvil",
	"%s blew up",
	"%s was squished too much",
	"%s went off with a bang",
}

function furrybot.commands.kill(name, target)
	if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target, true) then
		if name == target then
			furrybot.send(string.format("%s died due to lack of friends", target), furrybot.colors.rpg)
		else
			furrybot.send(string.format(furrybot.kill_deathmessages[math.random(#furrybot.kill_deathmessages)], target, name), furrybot.colors.rpg)
		end
	end
end

function furrybot.commands.die(name)
	furrybot.send(string.format(furrybot.deathmessages[math.random(#furrybot.deathmessages)], name), furrybot.colors.rpg)
end

-- misc
function furrybot.commands.rolldice(name)
	furrybot.ping_message(name, "rolled a dice and got a " .. furrybot.random(1, 6, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
end

function furrybot.commands.coinflip(name)
	furrybot.ping_message(name, "flipped a coin and got " .. furrybot.choose({"Heads", "Tails"}, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
end

function furrybot.commands.choose(name, ...)
	local options = {...}
	if #options > 1 then
		furrybot.ping_message(name, "I choose " .. furrybot.choose(options, "", furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
	else
		furrybot.error_message(name, "Not enough options")
	end
end

function furrybot.commands.dicksize(name, target)
	target = target or name
	furrybot.send(furrybot.get_ascii_dick(target) .. furrybot.colors.system .. "   ← " .. furrybot.ping(target, furrybot.colors.system) .. "'s Dick", furrybot.colors.system)
end
furrybot.commands.cocksize = furrybot.commands.dicksize

function furrybot.commands.boobsize(name, target)
	target = target or name
	furrybot.send(furrybot.get_ascii_boobs(target) .. furrybot.colors.system .. "   ← " .. furrybot.ping(target, furrybot.colors.system) .. "'s Boobs", furrybot.colors.system)
end

-- fun
function furrybot.commands.amogus(name)
	furrybot.ping_message(name, "YOU KINDA SUS MAN", furrybot.colors.fun)
end

function furrybot.commands.verse(name)
	furrybot.json_http_request("https://labs.bible.org/api/?type=json&passage=random", name, function(data)
		furrybot.send(data.text .. furrybot.colors.info .. "[" .. data.bookname .. " " .. data.chapter .. "," .. data.verse .. "]", furrybot.colors.fun)
	end)
end

function furrybot.commands.define(name, word)
	if word then
		furrybot.json_http_request("https://api.dictionaryapi.dev/api/v1/entries/en_US/" .. word:gsub("computer", "person"), name, function(data)
			local meaning = data.meaning
			local selected = meaning.abbreviation or meaning["cardinal number"] or meaning.exclamation or meaning.noun or meaning.verb or meaning.adjective or meaning["transitive verb"] or meaning.adverb or meaning["relative adverb"] or meaning.preposition
			if not selected then
				print(dump(meaning))
				furrybot.error_message(name, "Error in parsing response")
			else
				furrybot.send(word:sub(1, 1):upper() .. word:sub(2, #word):lower() .. ": " .. furrybot.colors.fun .. selected[1].definition, furrybot.colors.info)
			end
		end)
	else
		furrybot.error_message(name, "You need to specify a word")
	end
end

function furrybot.commands.insult(name, target)
	if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target, true) then
		furrybot.http_request("https://insult.mattbas.org/api/insult", name, function(data)
			furrybot.ping_message(target, data, furrybot.colors.fun)
		end)
	end
end

function furrybot.commands.joke(name, first, last)
	if not first then
		first = "Chuck"
		last = "Norris"
	elseif not last then
		last = ""
	end
	furrybot.json_http_request("http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random?firstName=" .. first .. "&lastName=" .. last, name, function(data)
		local joke = data.value.joke:gsub("&quot;", "\""):gsub("  ", " ")
		furrybot.send(joke, furrybot.colors.fun)
	end)
end

function furrybot.commands.question(name)
	furrybot.json_http_request("https://8ball.delegator.com/magic/JSON/anything", name, function(data)
		furrybot.ping_message(name, data.magic.answer, furrybot.colors.fun)
	end)
end
furrybot.commands["8ball"] = furrybot.commands.question

-- economy
function furrybot.commands.money(name, target)
	target = target or name
	furrybot.ping_message(name, (target == name and "You have " or target .. " has ") .. furrybot.money(furrybot.get_money(target), furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
end
furrybot.commands.balance = furrybot.commands.money

function furrybot.commands.pay(name, target, number)
	if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target) then
		local money = tonumber(number or "")
		if not money or money <= 0 or math.floor(money) ~= money then
			furrybot.error_message(name, "Invalid amount of money")
		else
			if furrybot.take_money(name, money) then
				furrybot.add_money(target, money)
				furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " has payed you " .. furrybot.money(money, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
			else
				furrybot.error_message(name, "You don't have enough money")
			end
		end
	end
end
furrybot.unsafe_commands.pay = true

-- send load message
furrybot.send("FurryBot - " .. C("#170089") .. "https://github.com/EliasFleckenstein03/furrybot", furrybot.colors.system)

if furrybot.loaded then
	furrybot.send("Reloaded", furrybot.colors.system)
else
	furrybot.loaded = true
end

return function(_http, _env, _storage)
	http, env, storage = _http, _env, _storage
end