Add kill and die commands

1 files changed, 65 insertions, 0 deletions

diff --git a/bot.lua b/bot.lua
index 009d021..d9d4b47 100644
--- a/bot.lua
+++ b/bot.lua
@@ -303,6 +303,71 @@ function furrybot.commands.partner(name, target)
 end
 furrybot.commands.married = furrybot.commands.partner
 
+furrybot.kill_deathmessages = {
+	"%s walked into fire whilst fighting %s",
+	"%s was struck by lightning whilst fighting %s",
+	"%s was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting %s",
+	"%s tried to swim in lava to escape %s",
+	"%s walked into danger zone due to %s",
+	"%s suffocated in a wall whilst fighting %s",
+	"%s drowned whilst trying to escape %s",
+	"%s starved to death whilst fighting %s",
+	"%s walked into a cactus whilst trying to escape %s",
+	"%s hit the ground too hard whilst trying to escape %s",
+	"%s experienced kinetic energy whilst trying to escape %s",
+	"%s didn't want to live in the same world as %s",
+	"%s died because of %s",
+	"%s was killed by magic whilst trying to escape %s",
+	"%s was killed by %s using magic",
+	"%s was roasted in dragon breath by %s",
+	"%s withered away whilst fighting %s",
+	"%s was shot by a skull from %s",
+	"%s was squashed by a falling anvil whilst fighting %s",
+	"%s was slain by %s",
+	"%s was shot by %s",
+	"%s was fireballed by %s",
+	"%s was killed trying to hurt %s",
+	"%s was blown up by %s",
+	"%s was squashed by %s",
+}
+
+furrybot.deathmessages = {
+	"%s went up in flames",
+	"%s was struck by lightning",
+	"%s burned to death",
+	"%s tried to swim in lava",
+	"%s discovered the floor was lava",
+	"%s suffocated in a wall",
+	"%s drowned",
+	"%s starved to death",
+	"%s was pricked to death",
+	"%s hit the ground too hard",
+	"%s experienced kinetic energy",
+	"%s fell out of the world",
+	"%s died",
+	"%s was killed by magic",
+	"%s was roasted in dragon breath",
+	"%s withered away",
+	"%s was squashed by a falling anvil",
+	"%s blew up",
+	"%s was squished too much",
+	"%s went off with a bang",
+}
+
+function furrybot.commands.kill(name, target)
+	if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target, true) then
+		if name == target then
+			furrybot.send(string.format("%s died due to lack of friends", target), furrybot.colors.rpg)
+		else
+			furrybot.send(string.format(furrybot.kill_deathmessages[math.random(#furrybot.kill_deathmessages)], target, name), furrybot.colors.rpg)
+		end
+	end
+end
+
+function furrybot.commands.die(name)
+	furrybot.send(string.format(furrybot.deathmessages[math.random(#furrybot.deathmessages)], name), furrybot.colors.rpg)
+end
+
 -- misc
 function furrybot.commands.rolldice(name)
 	furrybot.ping_message(name, "rolled a dice and got a " .. furrybot.random(1, 6, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)