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const common = require("./common.js")
const sha1 = require("sha1")
const pseudoRandom = require("pseudo-random")
const german = require("./german.json")
const books = require("./books.json")
module.exports = {
rolldice: {
func: msg => msg.channel.send(`<@!${msg.author.id}> rolled a dice and got a ${1 + Math.floor(Math.random() * 6)}.`)
},
coinflip: {
func: msg => msg.channel.send(`<@!${msg.author.id}> flipped a coin and got ${common.choose(["Heads", "Tails"])}.`)
},
choose: {
func: (msg, options) => msg.reply(options.length < 2 ? "Not enough options" : `I choose ${common.choose(options)}.`)
},
uwu: {
func: msg => msg.reply(
new Array(1 + Math.floor(Math.random() * 10))
.fill(null)
.map(_ => new Array(3)
.fill(common.choose(["u", "ü", "o", "ö"])[common.choose(["toUpperCase", "toLowerCase"])]())
.fill("w"[common.choose(["toUpperCase", "toLowerCase"])](), 1, 2)
.join("")
)
.join(" ")
)
},
extinct: {
func: (msg, [rawSpecies]) => {
const species = common.uppercase((rawSpecies + (rawSpecies.slice(-1) == "s" ? "" : "s")).toLowerCase())
msg.reply(`${species} are ${pseudoRandom(parseInt(sha1(species), 16) % 1e9).random() < 0.5 ? "" : "not "}extinct.`)
}
},
german: {
func: msg => msg.reply(common.choose(german))
},
book: {
func: msg => msg.reply(common.choose(books))
},
video: {
func: msg => msg.reply("https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ")
},
}
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