[
	"%s went up in flames",
	"%s was struck by lightning",
	"%s burned to death",
	"%s tried to swim in lava",
	"%s discovered the floor was lava",
	"%s suffocated in a wall",
	"%s drowned",
	"%s starved to death",
	"%s was pricked to death",
	"%s hit the ground too hard",
	"%s experienced kinetic energy",
	"%s fell out of the world",
	"%s died",
	"%s was killed by magic",
	"%s was roasted in dragon breath",
	"%s withered away",
	"%s was squashed by a falling anvil",
	"%s blew up",
	"%s was squished too much",
	"%s went off with a bang"
]