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+const common = require("./common.js")
+const pseudoRandom = require("pseudo-random")
+const hiragana = require("./hiragana.json")
+let hiraganaList = []
+
+for (let k of Object.keys(hiragana))
+	if (k.length == 1)
+		hiraganaList.push(k)
+
+
+const waifuName = rng => {
+	let r = Math.floor(1
+		+ rng.random()
+		+ rng.random()
+		+ rng.random()
+		+ rng.random()
+		+ rng.random()
+	)
+
+	let jp = ""
+
+	for (let i = 0; i < r; i++)
+		jp += common.choose(hiraganaList, rng)
+
+	let en = ""
+
+	for (let i = 0; i < r; i++) {
+		const combo = hiragana[jp.slice(i, i + 2)]
+
+		if (combo) {
+			en += combo
+			i++
+		} else {
+			en += hiragana[jp.slice(i, i + 1)]
+		}
+	}
+
+	return `${jp} (${common.uppercase(en)})`
+}
+
+const waifuSpecies = rng => common.chooseWeighted([
+	[               null, 100], // Human
+	[          "Catgirl",  15],
+	[          "Foxgirl",  15],
+	[         "Wolfgirl",  15],
+	[              "Orc",   5],
+	[              "Elb",   5],
+	[            "Dwarf",   5],
+	[           "Femboy",   3],
+	["Apache Helicopter",   1],
+	[   "C++ Programmer",   1],
+], rng)
+
+const waifuGender = rng => common.chooseWeighted([
+	[     "Male", 50],
+	[   "Female", 50],
+	[     "null",  1],
+	["undefined",  1],
+	[ "Infinity",  1],
+	["-Infinity",  1],
+	[      "NaN",  1],
+	[     "-NaN",  1],
+], rng)
+
+const waifuHair = rng => common.chooseWeighted([
+	[[ "Brown", "#DDAE92"], 25],
+	[[ "Black", "#433F3A"], 25],
+	[["Blonde", "#ECC87E"], 20],
+	[[   "Red", "#E2887F"], 10],
+], rng)
+
+const waifuEyes = rng => common.chooseWeighted([
+	[["Brown", "#463230"], 15],
+	[[ "Blue", "#97C6FE"], 10],
+	[["Green", "#36CC4E"],  5],
+], rng)
+
+const waifuAge = rng => {
+	const tab = common.chooseWeighted([
+		[[ 200,  600], 25], // deamon
+		[[1000, 2000],  5], // next level deamon
+		[[  12,   16], 50], // teen loli
+		[[  18,   19],  5], // legal loli
+		[[   5,    9],  5], // true loli
+		[        null,  1], // unknown
+	], rng)
+
+	return tab ? tab[0] + Math.floor(rng.random() * (tab[1] - tab[0] + 1)) : null;
+}
+
+const waifu = id => {
+	const rng = pseudoRandom(id = id || Math.floor(Math.random() * 32767))
+
+	return {
+		id,
+		name: waifuName(rng),
+		species: waifuSpecies(rng),
+		gender: waifuGender(rng),
+		hair: waifuHair(rng),
+		eyes: waifuEyes(rng),
+		age: waifuAge(rng),
+	}
+}
+
+const formatWaifu = waifu => 
+`__**${waifu.name}**__
+	**Age:** ${waifu.age || "Unknown"}
+	**Gender:** ${waifu.gender}
+	${waifu.hair[0]} Hair
+	${waifu.eyes[0]} Eyes
+
+	#${waifu.id}
+`
+
+module.exports = {
+	waifu: {
+		func: (msg, [id]) =>
+			msg.reply(formatWaifu(waifu(parseInt(id))))
+	}
+}