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+local http, env, storage
+local C = minetest.get_color_escape_sequence
+
+function furrybot.get_ascii_genitals(name, begin, middle, ending, seed)
+	return begin .. furrybot.repeat_string(middle, furrybot.strrandom(name, seed, 2, 10)) .. ending
+end
+
+function furrybot.get_ascii_dick(name)
+	return minetest.rainbow(furrybot.get_ascii_genitals(name, "8", "=", "D", 31242))
+end
+
+function furrybot.get_ascii_boobs(name)
+	return furrybot.get_ascii_genitals(name, "E", "Ξ", "3", 31243)
+end
+
+furrybot.commands.dicksize = {
+	params = "[<player>]",
+	help = "Display the size of your own or another player's dick",
+	func = function(name, target)
+		target = target or name
+		furrybot.send(furrybot.get_ascii_dick(target) .. furrybot.colors.system .. "   ← " .. furrybot.ping(target, furrybot.colors.system) .. "'s Dick", furrybot.colors.system)
+	end,
+}
+
+furrybot.commands.boobsize = {
+	params = "[<player>]",
+	help = "Display the size of your own or another player's boobs",
+	func = function(name, target)
+		target = target or name
+		furrybot.send(furrybot.get_ascii_boobs(target) .. furrybot.colors.system .. "   ← " .. furrybot.ping(target, furrybot.colors.system) .. "'s Boobs", furrybot.colors.system)
+	end,
+}
+
+furrybot.request_command("smellfeet", "smell another player's feet", function(name, target)
+	furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to smell your feet. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
+end, function(name, target)
+	furrybot.ping_message(name, " you are smelling " .. target .. "'s feet. They are kinda stinky!", furrybot.colors.roleplay)
+end)
+
+furrybot.request_command("blowjob", "suck another player's dick", function(name, target)
+	furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to suck your dick. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
+end, function(name, target)
+	furrybot.send(name .. " is sucking " .. target .. "'s cock. " .. furrybot.get_ascii_dick(target) .. " ˣoˣ ", furrybot.colors.roleplay)
+end)
+
+furrybot.request_command("sex", "have sex with another player", function(name, target)
+	furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to have sex with you. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
+end, function(name, target)
+	furrybot.send(name .. " and " .. target .. " are having sex! OwO", furrybot.colors.roleplay)
+end)
+
+furrybot.commands.cum = {
+	help = "Cum",
+	func = function(name)
+		furrybot.send(name .. " is cumming: " .. furrybot.get_ascii_dick(name) .. C("#FFFFFF") .. furrybot.repeat_string("~", math.random(1, 10)), furrybot.colors.roleplay)
+	end
+}
+
+return function(_http, _env, _storage)
+	http, env, storage = _http, _env, _storage
+end