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+const pseudoRandom = require("pseudo-random")
+const common = require("./common.js")
+
+const asciiGenital = (id, begin, middle, ending) => 
+	begin + middle.repeat(2 + Math.floor(pseudoRandom(id).random() * (10 - 2 + 1))) + ending
+
+const asciiDick = id => asciiGenital(id + 1, "8", "=", "D")
+const asciiBoob = id => asciiGenital(id + 2, "E", "Ξ", "3")
+
+module.exports = {
+	dicksize: {
+		params: "[<player>]",
+		help: "Display the size of your own or another users's dick",
+		func: (msg, [targetPing]) => {
+			const target = targetPing ? common.getPing(targetPing) : msg.author.id
+
+			if (target)
+				msg.reply(`${asciiDick(target)}    ← <@!${targe}>'s Dick'`)
+		}
+	},
+	boobsize: {
+		params: "[<player>]",
+		help: "Display the size of your own or another users's boobs",
+		func: (msg, [targetPing]) => {
+			const target = targetPing ? common.getPing(targetPing) : msg.author.id
+
+			if (target)
+				msg.reply(`${asciiBoob(target)}    ← <@!${targe}>'s Boobs'`)
+		}
+	},
+}
+
+/*
+
+furrybot.request_command("smellfeet", "smell another player's feet", function(name, target)
+	furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to smell your feet. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
+end, function(name, target)
+	furrybot.ping_message(name, " you are smelling " .. target .. "'s feet. They are kinda stinky!", furrybot.colors.roleplay)
+end)
+
+furrybot.request_command("blowjob", "suck another player's dick", function(name, target)
+	furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to suck your dick. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
+end, function(name, target)
+	furrybot.send(name .. " is sucking " .. target .. "'s cock. " .. furrybot.get_ascii_dick(target) .. " ˣoˣ ", furrybot.colors.roleplay)
+end)
+
+furrybot.request_command("sex", "have sex with another player", function(name, target)
+	furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to have sex with you. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
+end, function(name, target)
+	furrybot.send(name .. " and " .. target .. " are having sex! OwO", furrybot.colors.roleplay)
+end)
+
+furrybot.commands.cum = {
+	help = "Cum",
+	func = function(name)
+		furrybot.send(name .. " is cumming: " .. furrybot.get_ascii_dick(name) .. C("#FFFFFF") .. furrybot.repeat_string("~", math.random(1, 10)), furrybot.colors.roleplay)
+	end
+}
+*/