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Diffstat (limited to 'nsfw.js')
| -rw-r--r-- | nsfw.js | 48 |
1 files changed, 19 insertions, 29 deletions
@@ -1,7 +1,8 @@ const pseudoRandom = require("pseudo-random") +const google_images = require("free-google-images") const common = require("./common.js") -const asciiGenital = (id, begin, middle, ending) => +const asciiGenital = (id, begin, middle, ending) => begin + middle.repeat(2 + Math.floor(pseudoRandom(id).random() * (10 - 2 + 1))) + ending const asciiDick = id => asciiGenital(id + 1, "8", "=", "D") @@ -28,32 +29,21 @@ module.exports = { msg.reply(`${asciiBoob(target)} ← <@!${target}>'s Boobs'`) } }, + smellfeet: common.requestCommand("smell another user's feet", "wants to smell your feet", _ => {}, + (msg, origin) => google_images.searchRandom("feet") + .then(result => msg.channel.send(`<@!${origin}> is smelling <@!${msg.author.id}>'s feet. They are kinda stinky!\n${result.image.url}`)) + ), + blowjob: common.requestCommand("suck another user's dick", "wants to suck your dick", _ => {}, + (msg, origin) => google_images.searchRandom("blowjob+meme") + .then(result => msg.channel.send(`<@!${origin}> is sucking <@!${msg.author.id}>'s cock. ${asciiDick(msg.author.id)} ˣoˣ \n${result.image.url}`)) + ), + sex: common.requestCommand("have sex with another user", "wants to fuck you", _ => {}, + (msg, origin) => google_images.searchRandom("sex+meme") + .then(result => msg.channel.send(`<@!${origin}> and <@!${msg.author.id}> are having sex! OwO.\n${result.image.url}`)) + ), + cum: { + help: "Ejaculate.", + func: msg => google_images.searchRandom("cum+meme") + .then(result => msg.channel.send(`<@!${msg.author.id}> is cumming: ${asciiDick(msg.author.id)}${"~".repeat(1 + Math.floor(Math.random() * 10))}\n${result.image.url}`)) + }, } - -/* - -furrybot.request_command("smellfeet", "smell another player's feet", function(name, target) - furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to smell your feet. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system) -end, function(name, target) - furrybot.ping_message(name, " you are smelling " .. target .. "'s feet. They are kinda stinky!", furrybot.colors.roleplay) -end) - -furrybot.request_command("blowjob", "suck another player's dick", function(name, target) - furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to suck your dick. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system) -end, function(name, target) - furrybot.send(name .. " is sucking " .. target .. "'s cock. " .. furrybot.get_ascii_dick(target) .. " ˣoˣ ", furrybot.colors.roleplay) -end) - -furrybot.request_command("sex", "have sex with another player", function(name, target) - furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to have sex with you. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system) -end, function(name, target) - furrybot.send(name .. " and " .. target .. " are having sex! OwO", furrybot.colors.roleplay) -end) - -furrybot.commands.cum = { - help = "Cum", - func = function(name) - furrybot.send(name .. " is cumming: " .. furrybot.get_ascii_dick(name) .. C("#FFFFFF") .. furrybot.repeat_string("~", math.random(1, 10)), furrybot.colors.roleplay) - end -} -*/ |