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+const child_process = require("child_process")
+
+module.exports = {
+	bullshit: {
+		help: "Output some random bullshit (ported from the plan9front system)",
+		func: msg => {
+			const awk = child_process.spawn("awk", ["-f", "bullshit.awk", "bullshit"])
+			let data = ""
+
+			awk.stdout.on("data", chunk => {
+				data += chunk
+			})
+
+			awk.stderr.on("data", console.error)
+
+			awk.on("close", code => {
+				if (code == 0)
+					msg.reply(data.slice(0, -2))
+			})
+		}
+	}
+}